We headed off from Kalgoorlie for Fraser Range
Station, stopping first at Kambalda Golf Club to play the 3
rd and
Norseman Golf Club to play the 4
th and 5
th holes of the
Nullarbor Links.
We have left behind the beautiful green fairways and
manicured greens for now. Kambalda fairway was dirt and their greens sand and
oil, with Norseman’s prickle ridden fairways and fake grass for the
greens. Both had a ridiculous amount of
flies to annoy us whilst trying to take our shots. We had discarded the long pants and shoes
that we were forced to wear in Kalgoorlie and opted for shorts and thongs
instead. In hindsight, we should have kept the shoes on as those prickles go
right through your thongs.
The next day saw us heading to Balladonia, Caiguna and Cocklebiddy
for the 7
th, 8th and 9
th holes. We travelled 90 k’s to Balladonia where the 7
th
hole was out the back of the roadhouse. This time we had dirt moguls half a
metre high and about two metres apart to contend with. We were also told to watch
out for the snakes. We managed a bogey due to Doug’s magnificent putt from three
feet off the green straight into the cup. Luckily we didn’t see any snakes.
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Replica of the Skylab that fell from space |
Balladonia’s claim to fame is that part of NASA’s Skylab
fell to ground there back in the 70’s and they fined NASA for littering.
It was 181 k’s to the 8th in Caiguna which was
also out the back of the roadhouse. We had to kick aside the kangaroo poo before
we had our shot and make sure we avoided the broken glass and old car parts.
There was no difference between the fairway and the rest of the scrub so we had
to send the boys out on a scouting mission to find the green before teeing
off. Against all odds another bogey.
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Jacob showing us his style, hitting a right handed club left handed. |
Caiguna Roadhouse was built to assist traffic crossing for
the Commonwealth Games in Perth in 1962. It was decided an additional stop was
required to make the journey to Perth more comfortable.
Well what a difference 66 k’s made to the terrain on our
next hole. The 9
th at Cocklebiddy had wide open fairways that
actually had a few tufts of grass and we had a clear view from tee to
green. Mind you, I’m starting to get a
blister on my ring hand from too many air swings and I think I’m puting my back
out every time I swing. I’ve complained
to Doug that he is teeing the ball up too high, however, he has quickly pointed
out that I’m missing the ball because I’m swinging over the top of it and the
only way he can help further is if he can find a longer tee and get the ball up higher still. Apart from me, everyone’s
game of golf seems to be improving. Nate hit a beautiful drive with a 3 wood
and we guestimated it traveled at least 100 metres down the middle of the
fairway and Jacob’s mastered using a right handed club, left handed. He’s
getting some good distance from the back of the club.
Our last hole for the day was a further 94 k’s on to Madura. There
we played the 10
th amongst the road trains that were stopped for the
night. One of the road trains was parked
so close to front of the tee, and on part of the fairway, we thought we might
hit it so we decided to tee off a little ahead and to the side of it to be on
the safe side. Don’t want to upset those
truckies.
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This is what we were facing fom the tee. Not much margin for error. And the truckies out here are not to be messed with. |
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So we thought better of it and moved forward our tee off |
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Our free camp for the night |
We then drove 26 k’s down the road to free camp for the
night at Moodini Bluff. Toilets not the
best but we were able to have a fire and the boys enjoyed some toasted marshmallows.
We headed off this morning at 7.15am WA time or 8.00 am south
western WA time or 9.45am SA time. Go figure; we don’t know which one to pick,
as we are coming out of the first, travelling through the second and heading for the third.
We are heading to Nullarbor and have just passed our first “truck kill”; a B-Double that had caught on fire and now
lies deserted at the side of the road.
The first hole for the day was the 11th at
Mundrabilla Roadhouse, 91 k’s down the road. I probably played my best hole so far and there’s a good reason for
that. I got so angry at Doug because he told me to stop coaching the boys as,
apparently, I can’t play so I’m not allowed to coach. Well I showed him didn’t I? I just pictured his head sitting on the tee
and cracked it about 80 metres down the middle of the fairway and with my next
shot I chipped it to a couple of metres from the green. We were eventually on the green for four when
Jacob stepped up to have a go at the four to five metre putt. And with my coaching he
rolled it straight in. A beautiful shot. Now Doug’s calling me "Super Coach".
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Jacob ended up playing the rest of the course right handed. Very talented our Jacob |
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Looking for that lost ball |
The 12
th was a 65 km drive to Eucla, where we had
to drive inland on a dirt road for 5 k’s, passing the local dump, to get to the
Eucla Golf Course. The golf course was also the local shooting range and
cricket pitch. The ground was so hard with no trees or grass so the balls ran
on well towards the green. Lucky the shooting range wasn’t opened, because we
had to play through it.
All of the golf holes
have been given names and this one was called Nullarbor Nymph. Following is the very amusing story of the
Nullarbor Nymph : It was Christmas in 1971 in the bar of the Eucla Motel where
the Nullarbor Nymph was created. Locals were sitting around the busy motel bar,
drinking beer and telling stories, when out of the blue came some made-up yarn
about a naked shella living in the desert with kangaroos. In the bar was a PR bloke from Perth, heading
east looking for work. He was broke and
couldn’t pay his motel bills so he told Mr Scott, the motel owner, he would put
his Eucla Motel on the map instead. He sent out the story to a newspaper of a
naked woman with long blond hair, running with kangaroos on the Nullarbor at
Eucla. The Nymph story went ballistic. Journalists and news crews were coming
in by the plane load from Adelaide, Sydney, Perth and the US. The BBC even sent
a full TV documentary crew. The story
was a monster, and the locals were feeding it. One journalist, however, wasn’t
buying it and he wanted to get home. He
took Mr Scott, who liked his scotch, into the motel bar. “Of course its bull…t.”,
he finally slurred. “And you buggars are goin’ for it.” The journalist phoned
the story out from Eucla’s phone box for the Sunday Mail’s front page, "Nullarbor Nymph a Hoax".
The 13th hole was at the border of WA/SA, a
short drive of 12k’s from Eucla. It was
the narrowest fairway so far, no wider than the driveway at home and with thick
scrub on either side. Nate finished off
the hole for us. First he chipped on
just missing the hole and rolling past it by a metre and a half. He then
continued his winning form by holing the putt.
We headed for Nullarbor Roadhouse, a 182 km drive, where we
were stopping for the night. We didn’t get there until after 6pm as we stopped
at some of the lookouts overlooking the Great Australia Bight. At one of the
lookouts we saw the Nullarbor Cliffs, which is the longest cliff face in the
world, stretching 800 km’s and reaching up to 80 metres high in places. We had had a long day on the road and, as it
was getting late and dark, and more importantly, as the 14th hole was a 530 metre
par 5 directly into a howling southerly, we decided to play it the next
morning. We had our first shower in three days, which cost us $1 each for five
minutes, but unfortunately the hot water cut out after three.
Doug had us up early the next morning to tee off at 8am (which
was really 5.30am for our body clock’s as we still hadn’t adjusted to the time
change). It took us 45 minutes to play our longest hole yet, in cool 10 degree
temperature.
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Our camp for the night - still hooked up ready to take off early the next morning |
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Nate having some fun with broken putter we found. |
Bacon and egg toasties for brecky then on the road
again. First stop was to check out the
Head of Bight. You can normally see the
Southern Right Whales migrating south with their young but, apparently, the
last one went past on the 20th October. We just missed them by six
days. Magnificent views from the look
out of the rugged cliffs.
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Head of Bight |
A further 176 k’s to the
15th hole at Nundroo Roadhouse and, with petrol being 40 cents
cheaper, it must be a sign we are getting closer to civilisation. The hole was
on a field right out the back of the camping grounds, with a half a km walk to
the tee off. This time we were playing over a hill and you couldn’t see the green
from the tee. Lunch was eaten at this stop, back in the van which was parked in
the scrub where we had teed off.
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That's where you need to aim for Jakie |
The drive to the 16
th saw us passing massive fields
of wheat, heading into the town of Penong, an 80 km journey. A par 4, 260 metre
hole awaited us and we left with our heads held high having conquered it – PAR!
A first for the course.
Penong is a pretty little town full of windmills. The area
around it is full of paddocks of wheat as far as the eye can see. Years ago each household in town obtained
their water supply using their own windmill to pump from the underground basin
to their home. For this reason there are windmills scattered everywhere around
the outskirts of the town.
No stopping now until we reach Ceduna for the last two holes
and the end of our Nullarbor Plains crossing.
We headed out to Ceduna Golf Course on our first morning
there to finish off the course. We are now back to scattered grass fairways and
sand greens. The 17
th was another long par 5 and a mixture of decent
shots from all of us saw a double bogey 7 returned. Our final hole proved to be
a challenging par 4 and, with some of our worst golf played here, we could only
manage a 3 over par 7. We should have been getting better, but we were worse.
Perhaps fatigue has set in.
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The oily sand green ended up being our down fall. We only had 3 of these the whole 18 holes. |
So, we have finished our 18 holes in 110, which is 38 over
par; not bad for some hackers from the Sunshine Coast. We all agreed that playing the course was a great way to break up the very long journey across
the Nullarbor. Now, off to get our certificate confirming we have completed the
course, and then it’s on to the 19
th.